[Event "Bobby's rape"]
[Site "here and there"]
[Date "2006.07.17"]
[White "Neil"]
[Black "Bobby"]
[Round "1"]
[Result "1-0"]
[ECO "A40"]

1. d4 b6 2. c4 d6 3. e4 f6 4. Nf3 h5 5. Bd3
e5 6. dxe5 fxe5 7. O-O Nd7 8. Nc3 Ba6 9. Ng5
Nh6 10. Qxh5+ g6 11. Qxg6+ Ke7 12. Nd5#

While Bobby was working while he was playing this game with me,
he still opened the door and invited me in. He never had a chance!